{"product_id":"personalized-pour-scale-wine-glass-from-a-taste-to-dont-ask","title":"Personalized Pour Scale Wine Glass — From A Taste to Don't Ask","description":"\u003ch2\u003eThe Pour Is the Report\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery house already runs on this scale. Somebody comes through the door, somebody else asks how it went, and the real answer arrives before the words do — in the height of what got poured. This glass simply engraves the key. \u003cstrong\u003eDON'T ASK\u003c\/strong\u003e sits at the top, \u003cstrong\u003eA DAY LIKE THIS\u003c\/strong\u003e beneath it, then \u003cstrong\u003eA GLASS\u003c\/strong\u003e, and at the bottom, reserved for the rare and gentle evening, \u003cstrong\u003eA TASTE\u003c\/strong\u003e. The name rides above the whole gauge: \u003cstrong\u003eMARGARET'S POUR SCALE\u003c\/strong\u003e, or whoever's scale it honestly is.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt reads bottom-up, the way a glass actually fills, so the joke lands physically instead of verbally. Pour up past A DAY LIKE THIS and the table already knows how Tuesday went. Nobody has to narrate it, which is the entire point of owning one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eEtched, not printed\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eNovelty glassware has a reputation and most of it is earned: printed vinyl lettering that crazes after one dishwasher cycle and peels off in your hand by August. Every word and every rule on this scale is laser-engraved instead — cut into the surface as permanent frost, with an edge you can feel under a thumb. Fill it a thousand times and the measurements still read true.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e11.5 oz stemless wine glass\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePersonalized with one name — we add the apostrophe-S\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFour-stage pour scale divided by engraved rules\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePermanent deep-frost laser engraving, never a printed decal\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order; ships free in 2–7 business days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTop-rack dishwasher safe (hand wash recommended)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt works for a birthday, a housewarming, a white elephant you actually want to win, or the coworker whose day everyone can already read from the doorway.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eTwo names, one cabinet\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThese are built to be ordered in pairs, because a household usually contains two different scales and neither person wants to be caught drinking off somebody else's. Order one glass per name and each is engraved fresh — no negotiating at the sink, no wrong glass in the wrong hand. Enter the name exactly as it should read and nothing more; we set the apostrophe-S and the spacing so the top line stays legible across a room. For a gift pair that covers both halves of a Kentucky evening, add our \u003cstrong\u003eRaised on Bourbon Wine Glass\u003c\/strong\u003e for the one who pours wine anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11.5oz","offer_id":62142268277106,"sku":"31688314610115054665","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0887\/1179\/0962\/files\/17308267375445595684_2048.jpg?v=1785710685","url":"https:\/\/bluegrassgifts.com\/products\/personalized-pour-scale-wine-glass-from-a-taste-to-dont-ask","provider":"BlueGrassGifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}