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That pale-against-dark contrast is why it still reads across a dim room, and why it will not chip, peel, fade or bubble the way printed decor does by year two.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhere It Ends Up\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEntryway\u003c\/strong\u003e — read on the way in, not on the way out\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eKitchen\u003c\/strong\u003e — where most of the negotiating happens\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMudroom\u003c\/strong\u003e — above the hooks and the shoe pile\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStairwell or hallway\u003c\/strong\u003e — passed a dozen times a day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSolid locally-sourced pine or poplar from an Amish mill — never MDF\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThree sizes: Small 16\" x 3.5\", Medium 24\" x 5.5\", Large 30\" x 7.25\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e20 hand-applied stain and paint finishes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCNC-carved lettering — never printed, never vinyl, never a decal\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSawtooth hanger pre-installed; handmade in Kentucky, free U.S. shipping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFor The House With Standards\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eHousewarmings, a family that hosts, grandparents whose rules are gentle but real. Weathered grey with pale carved letters suits painted walls and warm wood alike. 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