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That is why it still reads from the sidewalk in low October light, and why weather and time will not lift it the way a printed sign starts to by the second season.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhere It Ends Up\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFront porch\u003c\/strong\u003e — leaned against the rail behind the pumpkins\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEntry table\u003c\/strong\u003e — the first thing guests see in October\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFarm stand or pumpkin patch\u003c\/strong\u003e — the actual working kind\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMantel\u003c\/strong\u003e — where it stays until the Thanksgiving swap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSolid locally-sourced pine or poplar from an Amish mill — never MDF\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThree sizes: Small 16\" x 3.5\", Medium 24\" x 5.5\", Large 30\" x 7.25\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e20 hand-applied stain and paint finishes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCNC-carved lettering — never printed, never vinyl, never a decal\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSawtooth hanger pre-installed; handmade in Kentucky, free U.S. shipping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eIt Comes Back Out Every Year\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eSeasonal decor earns its money by lasting more than one season. 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