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This funny goose shirt puts nine of those outfits on one chest print: firefighter, chef, farmer, graduate, beekeeper, sailor, gardener, cowboy, and one very unbothered goose in a bathrobe holding coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt reads as an inside joke to anyone who dresses their goose, and as a funny little grid of characters to everyone else.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe Nitty-Gritty\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e Gildan 64000 Softstyle, 100% ring-spun US cotton at 4.5 oz\/yd²\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrint:\u003c\/strong\u003e full-color direct-to-garment, inked into the fibers, not a vinyl patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e unisex, true to size, S–3XL, taped shoulders, ribbed collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCollar label:\u003c\/strong\u003e our printed Bluegrass Roots Basics mark — no itchy tag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColors:\u003c\/strong\u003e Light Pink, Sand, Mint Green, Coral Silk, Sky, and Iris\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe Design Up Close\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eNine hand-painted panels, each with its own pose and palette, framed in a soft grid with the arched headline above and below. The small Bluegrass Roots mark hides inside the sailor panel, easy to miss on the first look.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ch4\u003eWhat is a porch goose?\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eA porch goose is a concrete or resin lawn goose kept on a front porch and dressed in seasonal outfits. The tradition started in the Ohio River Valley and has spread across the Midwest and the South, where whole wardrobes get built for a single bird.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eIs this a good gift for someone who dresses their goose?\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt is built for exactly that person — the nine costumes are the joke, and it lands instantly with anyone who owns more goose outfits than they will admit to.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eIs this shirt true to size?\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eYes. 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