{"product_id":"chicken-t-shirt-chicken-tender-funny-hen-graphic-tee","title":"Chicken T Shirt — \"Chicken Tender\" Funny Hen Graphic Tee","description":"\u003ch2\u003eA Chicken T Shirt That Fully Owns the Joke\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eBonnet on, ruffled apron on, perched on a fence post eating a chicken tender with a completely level stare. \"Chicken Tender\" knows exactly what it is doing and refuses to look guilty about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt is the chicken t shirt for people whose humor runs a shade darker than average.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe Nitty-Gritty\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e Gildan 64000 Softstyle, 100% ring-spun US cotton at 4.5 oz\/yd²\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrint:\u003c\/strong\u003e full-color direct-to-garment, inked into the fibers, not a vinyl patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e unisex, true to size, S–3XL, taped shoulders, ribbed collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCollar label:\u003c\/strong\u003e our printed Bluegrass Roots Basics mark — no itchy tag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColors:\u003c\/strong\u003e Light Pink, Sand, Mint Green, Coral Silk, Sky, and Iris\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe Design Up Close\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWarm painterly rendering with deep shading, morning glory vine climbing the post, and a golden tender rendered crisp enough to notice. The Bluegrass Roots mark is stitched into the apron hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ch4\u003eIs this chicken t shirt too dark?\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt plays funny rather than mean. The deadpan stare is the whole joke, and it lands best with people who appreciate dry humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eIs this a good gift for someone who keeps chickens?\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt is, as long as they have a sense of humor about the birds. Chicken keepers tend to get this one faster than anyone else.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eIs this shirt true to size?\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eYes. It is a unisex Gildan Softstyle cut that runs true to size in S through 3XL, soft ring-spun cotton with taped shoulders and a ribbed collar.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eWhat colors does this shirt come in?\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eLight Pink, Sand, Mint Green, Coral Silk, Sky, and Iris — a soft pastel range built specifically for the women's Bluegrass Roots Basics line.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cscript type=\"application\/ld+json\"\u003e{\"@context\": \"https:\/\/schema.org\", \"@type\": \"FAQPage\", \"mainEntity\": [{\"@type\": \"Question\", \"name\": \"Is this chicken t shirt too dark?\", \"acceptedAnswer\": {\"@type\": \"Answer\", \"text\": \"It plays funny rather than mean. The deadpan stare is the whole joke, and it lands best with people who appreciate dry humor.\"}}, {\"@type\": \"Question\", \"name\": \"Is this a good gift for someone who keeps chickens?\", \"acceptedAnswer\": {\"@type\": \"Answer\", \"text\": \"It is, as long as they have a sense of humor about the birds. Chicken keepers tend to get this one faster than anyone else.\"}}, {\"@type\": \"Question\", \"name\": \"Is this shirt true to size?\", \"acceptedAnswer\": {\"@type\": \"Answer\", \"text\": \"Yes. It is a unisex Gildan Softstyle cut that runs true to size in S through 3XL, soft ring-spun cotton with taped shoulders and a ribbed collar.\"}}, {\"@type\": \"Question\", \"name\": \"What colors does this shirt come in?\", \"acceptedAnswer\": {\"@type\": \"Answer\", \"text\": \"Light Pink, Sand, Mint Green, Coral Silk, Sky, and Iris \\u2014 a soft pastel range built specifically for the women's Bluegrass Roots Basics line.\"}}]}\u003c\/script\u003e\u003cp\u003ePairs with \"Cluck Around\" in the Bluegrass Roots Basics women's line — same soft blank, same collar label.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMore reading: \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/bluegrass-gifts-blog\/science-do-we-laugh-same-jokes\"\u003ewhy we all laugh at the same jokes\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/bluegrass-gifts-blog\/cluck-around-find-out-rooster-graphic\"\u003emore chicken humor from the flock\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":62219056382322,"sku":"22885858855650157536","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coral Silk \/ S","offer_id":62219056415090,"sku":"74356926835972371832","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Iris \/ S","offer_id":62219056447858,"sku":"14333680687854671264","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mint Green \/ S","offer_id":62219056480626,"sku":"48330242073897721266","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":62219056513394,"sku":"21419535578685481906","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":62219056546162,"sku":"97006274847892767702","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":62219056578930,"sku":"28595359054568004766","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coral Silk \/ M","offer_id":62219056611698,"sku":"22302653450156597825","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Iris \/ M","offer_id":62219056644466,"sku":"71231837478908551727","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mint Green \/ M","offer_id":62219056677234,"sku":"98571542598075444846","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":62219056710002,"sku":"76651077100484720602","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":62219056742770,"sku":"76534691872505432736","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":62219056775538,"sku":"27787405378588495600","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coral Silk \/ L","offer_id":62219056808306,"sku":"32153866381860134321","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Iris \/ L","offer_id":62219056841074,"sku":"10062834644237590142","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mint Green \/ L","offer_id":62219056873842,"sku":"23738320873882592221","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":62219056906610,"sku":"12715622392696007826","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":62219056939378,"sku":"17923651126089442538","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":62219056972146,"sku":"27047985530364003959","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coral Silk \/ XL","offer_id":62219057004914,"sku":"32233485429543187553","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Iris \/ XL","offer_id":62219057037682,"sku":"99028309845260097570","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mint Green \/ XL","offer_id":62219057070450,"sku":"12332176158132673229","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":62219057103218,"sku":"30391614207576017112","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":62219057135986,"sku":"15414341980571194076","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":62219057168754,"sku":"31783063638156708063","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coral Silk \/ 2XL","offer_id":62219057201522,"sku":"72443388740018138782","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Iris \/ 2XL","offer_id":62219057234290,"sku":"14861002263180154006","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mint Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":62219057267058,"sku":"11462748933425204675","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":62219057299826,"sku":"15590562277012475861","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":62219057332594,"sku":"26664940704731456288","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":62219057365362,"sku":"16141539763149949263","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coral Silk \/ 3XL","offer_id":62219057398130,"sku":"10618157712745922708","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Iris \/ 3XL","offer_id":62219057430898,"sku":"18447243486130441275","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mint Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":62219057463666,"sku":"20052040500548739665","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":62219057496434,"sku":"11147477166290574716","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":62219057529202,"sku":"16894433806473863424","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0887\/1179\/0962\/files\/13701321395626807503_2048.jpg?v=1787403432","url":"https:\/\/bluegrassgifts.com\/products\/chicken-t-shirt-chicken-tender-funny-hen-graphic-tee","provider":"BlueGrassGifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}