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The Bluegrass Roots mark hides on a little sign nailed to the floorboard fragment underfoot.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ch4\u003eIs this chicken shirt rude?\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo. It swaps the punchline for cluck, so it reads as a wink rather than profanity and stays wearable anywhere you would wear a regular graphic tee.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eIs this a farm shirt or a humor shirt?\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eBoth. The bird and the apron give it real farmhouse character, but the line itself is the reason people buy it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eIs this shirt true to size?\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eYes. 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