{"product_id":"brunch-wine-glass-breakfast-with-a-drinking-problem","title":"Brunch Wine Glass — Breakfast With a Drinking Problem","description":"\u003ch2\u003eNot Breakfast Anymore\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere is a moment around 11:40 on a Saturday when the table quietly agrees that this is no longer breakfast. The eggs have gone cold, the pitcher has been refilled twice, and somebody is three days deep into recapping their week. This glass is for that moment. \u003cstrong\u003eBRUNCH\u003c\/strong\u003e engraved large under a sunrise burst, with the honest fine print carved underneath: \u003cstrong\u003eBREAKFAST WITH A DRINKING PROBLEM\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe rays above the word are cut into the surface along with everything else — laser-etched deep and permanently frosted, the opposite of the printed novelty glasses that go faint after two dishwasher cycles and start to look like a joke nobody remembers making. This one still reads sharp in year three.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMimosas, and what they actually require\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eStemless is the correct shape for brunch, and not only because a stem rarely survives a crowded outdoor table. The 11.5-ounce bowl means a mimosa built at a real ratio instead of a polite one, a bloody mary with room for whatever garnish situation is happening, or plain wine at two in the afternoon when nobody is counting. It sits low and steady next to the syrup pitcher, which is more than a champagne flute has ever managed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e11.5 oz stemless wine glass\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePermanent deep-frost laser engraving — never printed, never peels\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShips free, made to order in 2–7 business days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTop-rack dishwasher safe (hand wash recommended)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt is a birthday gift for the friend who always makes the reservation, a housewarming gift with a bottle of something sparkling attached, or a white elephant entry that people will actually fight over.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eOrdering for the whole table\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eNothing here is personalized, which is exactly why it works in a stack. No spellings to collect, no wrong-name reprints, nobody left out because their nickname was ambiguous — order one per seat and they all arrive together. That makes it an easy favor for a birthday brunch, a shower, a reunion, or the holiday morning when the whole table is in on it. If you want one glass in the stack to carry a name instead, our Script Initials Wine Glass engraves initials. Set them out before anyone arrives and the joke tells itself.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11.5oz","offer_id":62142270407026,"sku":"20991599115005604333","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0887\/1179\/0962\/files\/515080353918562310_2048.jpg?v=1785711550","url":"https:\/\/bluegrassgifts.com\/products\/brunch-wine-glass-breakfast-with-a-drinking-problem","provider":"BlueGrassGifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}