{"product_id":"auntie-era-wine-glass-spoils-them-returns-them","title":"Auntie Era Wine Glass — Spoils Them, Returns Them","description":"\u003ch2\u003eIn My Auntie Era\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll of the sugar, none of the bedtime. This engraved \u003cstrong\u003eaunt wine glass\u003c\/strong\u003e states the job description in three words and then admits the method underneath: \u003cem\u003espoils them, returns them\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThree Faces, One Joke\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA flowing script sets up \u003cem\u003eIn my\u003c\/em\u003e, heavy western type lands AUNTIE, and ERA runs wide in condensed caps underneath. The escalation is deliberate — the type gets louder exactly as the sentence gets more smug.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhen It Works\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA new aunt\u003c\/strong\u003e, the week the baby arrives\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe aunt who is the fun one\u003c\/strong\u003e and has never denied it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eChristmas\u003c\/strong\u003e, from the parents who clean up after her visits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA sister becoming an aunt\u003c\/strong\u003e, which deserves its own gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e11.5 oz stemless wine glass\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePermanent deep-frost laser engraving — never printed, never vinyl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order in 2–7 business days, ships free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTop-rack dishwasher safe (hand wash keeps the etch brightest)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAunt, Godmother, or Both\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlenty of people hold both titles. Our Godmother glass engraves her name with the offer she cannot refuse, and the two together make a genuinely funny pair.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThree Typefaces, One Permanent Etch\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eScript, western and condensed capitals are all cut into the glass in a single pass of deep-frost engraving — no decals, no printing, nothing that lifts at the edges after a dishwasher cycle. The 11.5 oz stemless bowl holds a real pour and has no stem to snap, which suits an aunt who is not especially careful with glassware. Spoiling is a full-contact sport and her glassware should be able to keep up with it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11.5oz","offer_id":62143786647922,"sku":"13123054648778467527","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0887\/1179\/0962\/files\/5392991270872742563_2048_custom.jpg?v=1785752034","url":"https:\/\/bluegrassgifts.com\/products\/auntie-era-wine-glass-spoils-them-returns-them","provider":"BlueGrassGifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}