{"title":"Office and Work Signs","description":"\u003cp\u003eOffice signs and work signs carved from Kentucky pine and poplar — for a home office wall, a desk that has stopped pretending, a workshop, or the corner of a spare room that became a job.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eHow they are made\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach sign is CNC-carved from pine or poplar milled by an Amish sawyer a short drive from our shop, then hand-finished and stained. The letters are cut into the wood rather than printed on it, so the design has depth you can run a thumb over and nothing on the surface that can chip or peel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade to order in Rineyville, Kentucky, and shipped free in 2–7 business days.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWhat survives a shared wall\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAn office sign has to be funny enough to be worth hanging and safe enough that a client on a video call can read it. 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